bowtiebrigader: sounds-of-colours: everything is fun and games until you erase pandas’ black mark on their eyes SWEET MOSES Lol he looks like he is saying what the fuck!
iguanamouth: i read that as lions remember who you are
GUYS I NEED YOU NOW: IF SCHOOL HAS EVER MADE YOU...
I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just...
Me: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
Spider: Omg man I didn't see you there.
Me: We cool?
Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
Me: Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
Spider: Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
Me: So...can I get out now?
Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
Spider: Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.
friend: let's go to a party
me: i can't i'm ugly